From BoingBoing some famous people contributed some great six-word memoirs to an anthology:

Kentucky trash heap yields unexpected flower. — John Kurtz
Changing mind postponed demise by decades. — Scott O’Neil
Despite disorders, jafroed jewboy gets girl. — Michael Eisner
Didn’t pull out. Downhill from there. — Roger Daubach
Thought I would have more impact. — Kevin Clark
Yes, you can edit my biography. — Jimmy Wales (founder of Wikipedia.)
Must remember: people, gadgets. That order. — Brian Lam

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